Oh, good ol' bondage-loving 50 Shades of Grey. How we've been waiting for your foray out of those black and white pages, and onto the big screen. You were a book meant for cinematic magic.

It looks like the hype behind the screen adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey is ramping up, especially now that the official trailer has been released. And oh, what a trailer it is. It's everything we could have hoped for from a film about, well, adult matters, and there are some seriously awesome moments.

That trailer may be only slightly over 2 minutes long, but let's be real here. It's not about that. It's about what you can pack into those two minutes that really counts.

Here are the five best -- and raciest -- moments from the 50 Shades of Grey trailer. We've thrown it in for you at the bottom, but watch at your own risk. It may require some water. 

5. Anastasia vs Hot Blonde Assistant

Obviously as the storyline progresses in 50 Shades of Grey, we find out that the plain-Jane appearance of Anastasia is nothing to shake a stick at. However, she appears to be boring vanilla at first, and he opening scene of the trailer, where the dowdy brunette is pinned against the cold-as-ice but stunning blonde assistant, just sets the scene so well for conveying that.

But don't let Anastasia's boring tights and demure demeanor fool you; we all know where this mess of leather and bullwhips is headed. (Which is obviously to bondage-town. But don't let us spoil it for you.)

4. Glimpse of Grey

We all need a little glimpse of Christian Grey in our lives -- all of us. Grey's face, at least in the trailer, is blurry up until this point. However, when he slides all smooth-as-silk over to Anastasia and angry-flirts with her, we get to confirm that his face is indeed fantastic. And later in the trailer, the rest of him is pretty a'ight too.

3. Elevator Hookup Ridiculousness

You know, you can kind of see what's about to go down as soon as Grey follows our dowdy heroine to the elevator, but there's something kind of smoky-hot and yet super obvious about the scene. Grey jumps in the elevator after her, and boy -- it. is. on. 

And by that we mean they make out like crazy, which is something that needed to happen to get on that old bondage train. These kinds of books (and movie trailers) are the best. And there's more making out; don't you worry your pretty little heads about it. Way more making out. (See below.)

2. Grey Loses His Cool

So, while we admittedly have no idea the premise behind this scene, what we DO know is that it looks like Anastasia is willingly about to mug down with some dude outside of some place -- a movie theatre, maybe? We don't know.

We also don't know who said dude is. But he appears not to be a stranger or a mugger or something; she looks like she's way into it. But you know who's not into it? Grey.

He swoops in all angry-like and separates the two, cause he secretly loves Anastasia. Or so we hope, anyway.

1. Bondage, Bondage, and More Bondage

You know, do we really need to say much about the above screenshot? The trailer breaks it down to the nitty-gritty. This movie is about a book about BDSM, and there it is, in all its racy glory. Ah, Grey. We're sure you'll have more than a few admirers when this scene is through.