There are some things that you just don’t do. Plain and simple. You may think you can get away with it, but it doesn’t matter. You just don’t do it. Besides, on the off chance that someone did catch you, your world would be over. And that’s exactly what one man had to learn the hard way when he decided to masturbate in the Walmart ladies bathroom.

Yes. Seriously. Some people are that dumb. Clearly it’s an odd fetish, but come on, you should be able to refrain from doing your business in a public bathroom inside of a Walmart, of all places. That store is crawling with customers 24/7. Someone’s bound to come in, see what you’re doing and completely humiliate you. After all, you deserve it.

Beth Davis caught Brian Hounslow half-naked in a Walmart in Tulsa, Okla., and decided to publicly shame him by announcing the presence of “a naked man in the bathroom masturbating” across the store and chasing him into the parking lot. She eventually recorded his license plate number, which then led to his arrest for indecent exposure. The best part: Davis caught the whole chase on her smartphone. Check it out below.

“Who gets up at 8:30 in the morning and decides they’re going to go to Walmart, take off all their clothes and masturbate in the women’s bathroom?” Davis asked KJRH, Tulsa’s NBC affiliate. “How could you think you weren’t going to get caught?”

Apparently Brian Hounslow does.