Russia Loses Contact with Satellite Containing...'Sex Geckos'
Jul 25, 2014 06:42 PM EDT
Apparently, Russia has determined that the sexual practices of geckos in space may yield worthwhile data, so much so that they launched a satellite into orbit with geckos on board in order to better study the sexual habits of living organisms in zero gravity. Well, Russian researchers in charge of the study have recently announced that they lost contact with the satellite. A moment of silence for the sex geckos is in order.